Kelly Nash is a reporter for Sun Sports covering the Tampa Bay Rays and also protected by Angels. She was at Fenway Park before a game when she took a picture of herself – an action I refuse to join the trend-monkeys in calling a “selfie” (unless ironically or otherwise mocking the term) during batting practice. She went to text the pic to some family members and noticed – “oh gee – I was almost fkkn killed or seriously brain damaged” (my paraphrase of her inner monologue).
Nash joked that she thinks she was saved by the DVD of “Angels In The Outfield” she was carrying in her bag. Which is funny, except she really friggin had the DVD. Wtf? When I first read the quote, I joined what I suspect is “everyone” who also read it and thought it was a cute nod to relevant nostalgia, but nope. This chick actually had Disney’s Angels in the friggin Outfield with her on DVD at a baseball game where an errant ball came close, but was clearly misdirected by an Angel, to konking her. Dude.
